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Saturday, February 04, 2006

And So It Begins......Again

I honestly cannot believe I haven't posted anything since 9/28/05.

I also cannot believe George Bush is the President of the United States, that NASCAR is popular as it is, that anyone finds Kate Moss attractive, that no one seems to realize that Oprah Winfrey is the Anti-Christ, that anyone cares about Jessica Simpson/Paris Hilton/Donald Trump/Lindsay Lohan, that the Rolling Stones are still alive or that there are people that still watch television without TiVo.

Sorry about that. I inadvertently opened a can of pop-culture whoop-ass without even realizing it. Either that or I've been reading The Superficial way too much.

Anyway........I digress

I can actually believe I haven't posted anything for as long as I have. Life, as it seems, finds things to keep you away from other things. Whether it's planning a wedding, having a wedding, buying a car, getting a new job, going to Christmas parties, Christmas shopping, planning a New Year's party or having a New Year's party, it is truly amazing how quickly 9/28/05 becomes 02/04/05. It's one of the things I've become most cognizant of over the past couple of months, time (in all it's forms) literally flashes by. I suppose it is one of the inevitable consequences of growing older. You begin to realize how quickly your life speeds by. Even if it's only being amazed that you got up this morning at 8:00 and it's already frigging 11:00. How the heck can 3 hours have passed by already, I haven't done a damn thing?

Yikes......that was deep. Note to self, knock that crap off.

In any event, I offer a heartfelt apologize to all 2 or 3 people that ever read my little prattlefest. I'm resigned to getting back on the blogging horse. I really missed it. It's a truly cathartic way to get stuff out and off your chest. Plus, it makes for great reading days/weeks/months/years down the line when you have a little more distance from whatever it was that so infuriated/annoyed/saddened/shocked/disturbed you at the time. Trust me on this. It's good times. You may be embarrassed that your loving wife posted a video of you on the internet provocatively smacking the bulbous ass of a marble statue at the time, but you will howl with laughter about it later. If for no other reason than you realize your mother might stumble across it one day (while searching the internet for recipes, or herbal remedies or woodworking projects or new cross-stitch patterns or whatever it is that a mom does after she discovers the Internet) and start to have second thoughts about the son she used to love so much.

I'm sorry Internet. I hope you'll forgive me. In the coming months I'll fill you in on all the "stuff" that kept me away.

I just hope I can remember most of it.

.....um yeah, that might be a problem.


At 8:03 PM, Blogger The Idiot said...

IT'S ABOUT TIME!! I need a claritin, all the dust you shook off is making me sneeze.


At 8:04 PM, Anonymous zoom said...

Woohps. I'm logged in as you cuz I'm reading it on your computer! HE HE HE. Oh well.

You just sassed yourself!

At 5:00 AM, Blogger Rev. Brandy said...

So glad you're back. Believe it or not, I checked on a somewhat regular basis and JUST THIS WEEK was thinking about prodding you with my cyber-yardstick to get your bloggin' act in gear!

At 5:00 AM, Blogger Rev. Brandy said...

By the way, cute self-sassing.

At 6:06 AM, Blogger Isha said...

meh .. hehe.. pretty comprehensive picture of live in 2006 there.. in one paragraph at that..
and purely out of mere curiosity...

PS how do u figure oprah is the anti christ..

At 9:57 AM, Blogger Tor Hershman said...

As Edward D. Wood, Jr. teaches,
"All you [us] of Earth are idiots."

Stay on groovin' safari,


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