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Monday, July 11, 2005

It's The Mechanics That Fascinate Me

I got into a discussion with Zoom the other day about alternative lifestyles.

I know what you're thinking, but it's not exclusively that.

I am talking about all ways of living that differ from the "norm". Whatever the hell that is.

I'm talking about gay couples. I am talking about the couple where one works and the other stays home (not necessarily to care for a child, but because the other "worker" makes so much frigging money working, that the "loafer" doesn't need to work). I am talking about polygamy.

The constant tenant with them all is that I am fascinated with the mechanics of how they "work". I don't have anything against any of them. Be happy. Do your thing. Whatever works. But the budding sociologist in me, what's to know how they work.

If you have a sugar daddy/mommy, how do you get pocket money? I mean, I understand the whole paying your bills/rent/mortgage/insurance/medical thing, but how do you get pocket money? Is there a shared account that you can bleed whenever you want? Are you like a SUV, do you just pull into the cash pump every once in a while and fill er' up? Do you have to whine to your daddy/mommy for pocket lolly?

If you have more than one wife/husband, how do you know where to sleep at night? Is there a roulette wheel of love? Is there a set schedule of shagging?

If you're gay and single, how do you know who to approach and who not to? Is there a speical hand shake or facial gesture that tips you off? When you finally get to the moment before your first same sex kiss, are you nervous? Do you hink to yourself, "Alright, this is it, after this there is no turning back"?

I'm a simple man. These are the things that I wonder about. Talk amongst yourselves.

4 Comments:

At 8:23 AM, Blogger ZooooM said...

And all I said to this was...look, a bee! Or something.

I also want to know how this stuff works. I suppose we could just ask the people we know who are in this situation...but then they would probably never talk to us again.

 
At 3:50 AM, Blogger Kathy said...

I hope your re-org went well!

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger AndyT13 said...

I dunno if you'll read this but I have some insight to offer on a couple of these.
1. Re: sugar daddy/mommy I've notice that the 'subordinate' partners in these situations are VERY touchy about these types of questions which leads me to believe they have to beg and plead and give head for their pocket cash.
2. Re: Polyamory you surmise correctly. The ones I'e talked to and seen interviewed say they work out a schedule based on everyone's schedule and needs. This depends heavily on how many people are involved but you get the idea. Helps if the same sex partners like sleeping with each other as well.
3. Re: Gay singles all the ones I've met say they "Just Know" which makes me think it's a phermone/hormone type of thing, though they also say they can tell by 'grooming habits'.
4. Re: first gay kiss - same as any other first kiss.
Glad to be of service.
-Andy
www.andyt13.com

 
At 2:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get a weekly allowance. If I need more I ask. If I need to make a purchase for household etc, I use a card.
Neither of them are home every night, so whoever is here is who I sleep with. if they both are home, sometimes one, sometimes the other and sometimes I go to sleep in one bed and wake up in another.
Can't really help you with the gay single issue, if I find a woman attractive, I just let her know. If she isn't interested, then that's ok too.

magdala~

 

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